Wzorcowe wpisy klimatyczne dla prawicy

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WERSJA 1 (dla prawicowca-twardziela):

Global warming is nothing but a [plot/conspiracy/giant lie] by [Big Government, Big Green and Big Business / the trillion dollar wind power industry / Big Energy / Al Gore] to [give all power to the UN Climatocrats/ create a one world government / tax us into bankruptcy / force you to bow down to its agenda of enforced austerity / enrich Al Gore].

These emails just go to show what a [scam / con / fraud / giant Ponzi scheme] global warming really is.

We need to stop [the “cap and kill” law / mortgaging our children’s futures on pseudoscience / the Socialist Agenda] before the [eco-fascists / warlarmists / greentards] [tax us into the stone age / exploit us like the third world peasants they want us to become / destroy our liberty / force us into solar powered death camps].

[AGW is a myth / There is no Mann-made global warming / the Greenhouse Effect is just a theory, not a fact]. Get over it.

WERSJA 2: (dla prawicowca-wykształciucha)

This is the end of the [IPCC-endorsed AGW scam / Al Gore’s great big AGW conspiracy].

Climategate is [the game changer that will make people listen / the end of the Al Gore-approved AGW narrative].

AGW is [about raising taxes /increasing state control /about a few canny hucksters who’ve leapt on the bandwagon fleecing us rotten with their taxpayer subsidised windfarms and their cabon-trading / about the sour, anti-capitalist impulses of sandal-wearing vegans and lapsed Communists who loathe the idea of freedom and a functioning market economy / little more than a scheme by bullying ecofascists to deprive us of our liberty].

We know it’s all a crock and we’re not going to take it.

But the vested interests behind AGW are going to make darned sure that [the AGW bandwagon keeps roll roll rollin’ along / we push this utterly disastrous, economy-destroying measure through / spend vast amounts of public money on a problem that doesn’t exist].

This is our Berlin Wall moment! They can’t stop us now!

WERSJA 3 (dla prawicowca-naukowcy):

I’m a [scientist/ engineer/ fully qualified blogger] and I have never seen [naughtiness/misconduct/outright lying and fraud] like this in all my years of [science/professional experience/ blogging].

These so-called scientists’ exclusion of alternative views and opinions is nothing less than [Marxist state censorship/suppression of dissent/Lysenkoism] and is not what science is all about.

These [frauds/white-coated Eichmanns/ con-men who hijacked science to predict a looming Armageddon unless we do exactly what they say] should [be censored / resign / be fired and stripped of their titles so they never get employment again /be Rochambeau’d].

We should throw out [the hockey stick/all of their research/all ground based temperature data/all the Paleoclimate reconstructions /the IPCC reports] and just start over on climate science from a clean slate.

Science should be open and transparent. They need to release all of their [code/ emails/raw data/home address and teenage daughters' cellphone number] so we can see for ourselves before we [destroy our economy/give trillions of dollars directly to Al Gore] based on a lie.

WERSJA 4 (dla prawicowca outsidera):

ClimateGate proves that global warming is: [dead/ a fraud/the greatest lie ever perpetuated on the American people], but the [liberal/ left wing/eco-shill/Libtard-MSM] media are [covering it up/hiding the truth/in full panic stricken media blackout mode].

Only [Fox News/The Daily Mail/Rzeczpospolita / Wprost / The {insert your own courageous national media outlet here}] are covering this story. Hmm.

Global warming [alarmism/ hysteria] is all about [money/ power/a massive UN sponsored tax grab]. Just Google [Michael Crichton / {insert name of some blogger you like here}].